Models are already on it. They're not the deal.
Your mini ships with a working local stack — a runtime, an OpenAI-compatible endpoint on the loopback, and a set of open-weight models sized to fit 64GB. Plug in and you're generating tokens the same day, without spending a weekend on build flags and quantization math.
That's a starting point, not a product boundary. You get root over SSH. Pull anything you want from Hugging Face, swap llama.cpp for MLX or vLLM, run whatever quantization you prefer, or delete our entire stack and start from an empty disk. Nothing we install is required to keep the machine running, and nothing phones home about what you run.